This stuff practically writes itself!

In the last few days the news has been bubbling with the Rev. Pat Robertson's remarks that the US should assassinate Venezuela's President Hugo Chavez because of the threat his country poses as "the launching pad for communist infiltration and Muslim extremism." I almost expected to hear Pat end his commentary with

"I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."