Six word Bio Meme

Oh, bloody hell, I hate having to do homework.
Wildfire tagged me for this meme, writing your own six word memoir. Here's the rules being cut-and-pasted around the Net:

1. Write your own six word memoir.

2. Post it on your blog and include a visual illustration if you want.

3. Link to the person that tagged you in your post and to the original post if possible so we can track it as it travels across the blogosphere.

4. Tag at least five more blogs with links.

5. Leave a comment on the tagged blogs with an invitation to play.

Hmm, I'm getting an inkling of an idea---

1. Recovering Boy Scout, Good Turns fortnightly!
2. Guns, dogs, Texas, not much else.
3. Got a good woman, with cats.

Err, that's about it, no more, empty. Now to go hang this albatross on Nyx. Looks like we ain't done step 4 very much, anyway.