Brick Wall; Apply directly to the forehead!
Why do I feel like this is my best option, when it comes to the November election? I don't like any of the candidates, but at least I'll be able to hold my nose and vote for the lesser of the evils. I still ain't gonna like it, because none of them represent MY interests, as a leave-me-the-hell-alone-ist! McCain has his name on about half the meddlesome bills coming out of the Senate, Clinton wants to claim credit for her husband's time in office, and Obama has way too many socialist skeletons in his closet, and neither of the latter can tell the simple truth to save their miserable lives. I don't think there's enough soap in SE Texas to wash away the ickiness I'll feel after Election Tuesday.