WHOOT! Ninjas 3, Pirates 0!
This news item just in: US Navy SEALs killed 3 of 4 pirates holding Capt Phillips off of Somalia, and rescued said Captain. Now to the WTF portion of our program: our dear gubmint is planning to bring the surviving pirate back to the US for trial?!? The only thing that bastid deserves is to swing at the end of a yardarm!!!
posted by Mattexian at 3:52 PM
2 Comments:
I was afraid we were just going to sit out there and talk Capt. Phillips to death.
I couldn't help but notice a few days ago that news outlets were reporting "armed Navy SEAL units" being on stand-by out there. Did they really have to specify "armed"? What other kind of Navy SEALs are there?
Well, you hardly ever see Steven Seagal bringing his own guns to the fight, he just takes the bad guys' guns once he's beaten them up with his fists and feet. (Oh darn, I forgot to send him a birthday card!)
Maybe they've seen too much Karate Kid, and think the SEALs are like some sensei-wise Pat Morita!
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