Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Gonna be busy tonight... Updated!

Listening to the Texas Perspective at 9PM, hoping they'll discuss how Chuck Norris wants to be President of Texas. (I wonder if he'd make everyone take Karate classes, in addition to Concealed Handgun classes? Nah, too many folks would freeze up in a robbery, trying to decide between shooting the bad guy or doing a flying roundhouse kick in the head!)

Updated!!! Some silly little columnist in the Fort Worth Star-Telegram thinks that Chuck is ineligible to be President of Texas because of some silly notion as not being born here! I feel I should point out that NONE of the Presidents of Texas between 1836 and 1845 were born here. (David Burnett, Noo Joisey; Sam Houston, Virginia; Mirabeau B. Lamar, Georgia; Anson Jones, Massachusetts) There's no qualification in the Constitution for a native-born Presidential candidate. To that end, Chuck already has a campaign commercial ready! (Altho I fear that if he was elected, then we truly would have a Chucktatorship!)

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Blogger Hammer said...

He's got my vote.

He can repel the invading hordes with a stern look.

7:38 PM, March 17, 2009  

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