Signs of the Decline of Civilization

This Decline of Civilization moment is brought to you by Hormel Chili(TM):

Apparently, a generation has grown up where no-one knows how to use a can-opener or bottle-opener or even a stove. Look around; the store shelves are full of bottles with twist-off caps, the cans are pull-tops, and there is a EasyBakeOven(TM) for roasting your kid's ShrinkyDinks(TM)! Now I find that Hormel Chili with Beans(TM) has the recipe for making Frito(TM) Pie on the label! (But the brats still need a can opener to get out the chili!)

PS Only 18 more days before Drunk Irishman Day!