Happy Texas Confederate Heroes Day!

For all y'all others, it's the birthday of Robert E. Lee.

To find out how Southern your dialect is, look here.
Mine was 65% (Dixie). A definitive Southern score! :) (Thanks to Rebel With a Clue.)
And if you're offended that I merely mention the Confederacy, go read this editorial from J. J. Johnson in the Sierra Times from nearly 5 years back.